Cuttlefish Industries is a timesink, a cataclysm fueled by alternating bouts of obsession and neglect. It is the red-headed brainchild of some guy named Mason McCuskey.

The main office of Cuttlefish Industries currently exists in Brooklyn, NY. The office is temporarily terrestrial until completion and insertion of Cuttlefish One into geosynchronous orbit.

The organization looks to its namesake cephalopod for spiritual guidance and life objectives. Representative tenets from a sample species, Pfeffer’s Flamboyant Cuttlefish (metasepia pfefferi), include “cruise along the bottom of the sea floor” and “when under duress, flail arms.”

The Flamboyant Cuttlefish, like the company’s principal founder, enjoys an uncanny camoflague ability, forward and backward looking eyes, superior intellect, “broad and blade-like arms”, and face-to-face copulation.